Ash Kalra went to the DNC.
He mingled with people who don't much like America and hate the thought of businesses making profits.
He swooned over the speechifying of an impeached office holder who had lost his law license for civil perjury.
He was overwhelmed with emotion and got a thrill up his leg over the teleprompter reading skills of an elected official whose underlings have been charged with Contempt of Court and Contempt of Congress.
He clapped and hooted and hollered over the self-centered whining of a 31 year old bimbo who wants tax payers to buy her birth control pills to facilitate her sexual promiscuity.
Ash Kalra had fun.